123 Liners
C
Today, children of 6 seem to know all the questions and at 16 they know all the answers.
E
Beggars do not envy millionaires, though of course they will envy other beggars who are more successful. ~ Bertrand Russell
U
Is there a law which dictates that those who hold tickets for the centre seats in the row of a theatre always
arrive last?
V
Vacation usually consists of 2 weeks, which are 2 short, after which you are 2 tired to return 2 work and 2
broke not 2.
Z
(on old age) First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and
finally, you forget to pull it down.